Ok, its just over one week, but from 26th December until today I’ve had 5 birthdays (two for folk I just met) and one anniversary. No wander I’m so knackered!! Was so tired last night it was a struggle to stay up until the sunrise!
It wasn’t planned, but Lee and I went back ‘home’ to the Lanta Family Resort from the noisy pub we tried out, got settled, started chatting, and it was almost sunrise time!
Anyway, I’m back in Ao Nang, back in PK Mansion, and away out to celebtrate another birthday!
The visa run didn’t happen today as for once, the bus was full…probably of people who have just sobered up after new year and realised their time is due…
So life on Koh Lanta? The title above about sums up our life at Lanta Family Resort for the last week. Get up…sometime, go for a swim if the tide is in (it’s too far to walk the 100 metres along the beach if the tide is out…), have breakfast (or more likely lunch by that time), grab a bit of beach real estate (there’s hardly anyone on it – not a problem), and fall asleep listening to tunes.
If you are feeling really energetic you may read a book, or get up and order another banana shake. If your brain is really working on overtime, a day may also involve a 25 metre walk to the internet cafe on the beach. If the tide’s still in, heck, go for it – another wee swim.
Anytime from 3pm onwards (sometimes earlier, sometimes later….usually sunset for me) on the Lanta clock it’s beer o’clock. Sometimes there’s enough time for a pre-dinner snack, but if you are really energetic (or need a kick) then you may sneak in a shower between beers. Usually I’ll try to put a bit of exercise in and walk to the shop along the driveway and across the road to get cheaper bottles of water.
I’ve got too settled in this environment, but I’m loving it. I don’t know how I’ll handle the ‘metropolis’ of Krabi and Ao Nang tomorrow, but hey I’ll be back here in a few days.
Last night it was the second birthday of the week so we excelled ourselves and walked 150m up the road to ‘Take A Seat’ for a Scottish guys birthday. He had arranged a buffet with an owner he met here a few years ago, and it was most of his group’s last night. I was convinced I’d have a few beers then go back for an early kip.
Little did I realise that later on I’d be playing the bongos at the bar and be the catalyst in getting the whole crowd up on ‘stage’ dancing like complete loonies to some corny dance tunes. The stage was one of the several beachside raised platforms at the ‘resort’. I crashed at 3am after we had a little fireshow on the beach, some firecrackers for the birthday, several beers, a cocktail and the inevitable buckets of Samsong. It was a great evening though – around ten of us sitting on a mat at a table on the beach with our tunes on in the background (the night before I was playing a specially compiled playlist through the speakers from my MP3 player :-)))))))) ). Eventually I crashed taking home someone else’s sandals (they took mine by mistake) and after convincing one of the guys it wasn’t a good idea to take his hired moto into town to find a party and kebab.
I got woken up this morning around 11am hearing voices outside the bungalow….
“I bet he can’t even remember I took his sandals when he wakes up”
“Thanks very much guys, have a good flight home today”…..then I decided I should get up as I could fall asleep on the beach instead.
Gotta go, the sun is going down so I better get off this beach hut and go and post this….
I’m sitting here at 2pm on New Year’s Eve in the Krabi Ferry Passenger Terminal waiting on my boat to Koh Phi Phi. For those from the crowd at home (if any of you read this!?!) I’m away to meet ‘cockney Matt’ for the night and bring in New Year with him. He replied to a general xmas email saying he was flying out yesterday until the 3rd, so off to crash at his.
As all the best (or worst) goodbyes on this trip, my Happy New Year goodbye to my sister and mum (and James and Allan) were very brief, as I hopped on a songthaew shared taxi to Krabi….. and as I sit here I pick up an email to say mates are spending it in Ao Nang where I have just left…. bloody typical!
From Phi Phi I may head to Koh Lanta as a stop off to head to islands in the far south of Thailand, do a visa run, and back to Krabi to meet another mate on 6th!
Happy New Year wherever you are!!
Pretty uneventful blog for today and yesterday…. yesterday we went to Tonsai beach and it pissed with rain so we had a beer and came back. Today we went to Railey in the afternoon (sisters anniversary and her hubby’s birthday…two years ago today we were all on a beach in Florida jigging with kilts on the beach, setting off fireworks pissed…well, the last bit was just me). Oh yeh I did get ‘New feet for the New Year’ today on the beach where they scrubbed my feet getting rid of all the wear and tear from 6 months of boots and sandals (nice thought eh?)
I much prefer the vibe at Tonsai – a lot more chilled but maybe boring after a while if you are not climbing a lot.
And that’s about it! Still no idea about New Year’s night yet but not fussed which way it goes – mad or quiet. Tomorrow (30th) is the last full day with the family as they all depart on the 31st, with the olds taking in the New Year in Bangkok airport!!
Heading on a boat trip to Hong Island on a chartered long tail boat tomorrow.
It’s hard to think that two years ago, a large tsunami ripped through this area, devastating the lives of many around the world. There is still a bit of building work going on, but I think this has as much to do with development as anything else. There are tsunami evacuation signs all over the area, including the smaller islands.
Every day we have seen small balloons, lit by a small fire underneath ascend over the bay, staying alight for as long as you can see, drifting up to the heavens. Tonight we finally found out where they were being let off, and let off our own. They were to mark the anniversary of the tsunami, and were being set off from the beach to show respect, and make a wish. They’re a pretty beautiful sight as you often see up to twenty in the sky, staying alight until they are too far away to see.
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion that the folk selling them are making a fast buck though without any cash going to the tsunami relief fund.
Mind you though, it’s not just the guys on the street. I watched the news last week that said most of the cash donated is still tied up, and many of the large countries that pledged multi millions of dollars to help have only paid out a tiny percentage of their pledge.
Boxing day meant it was my mum’s 60th birthday. It was a totally chilled day today as she went for a Spa, while I got up late then met them at the pool. We splashed out on a nice hotel for dinner, sitting outside…only it was raining. As usual on this trip I’ve found that often the more you spend, the worse service you get. On that odd rare time I’ve intentionally splashed out on a hotel or meal, it hasn’t been significantly better to justify the cost increase.
The barmen were great, and quite talkative, but when we moved to our table it all went wrong. No white wine. The festive period and no white wine? The third person asked eventually brought one of us to the pathetically stocked wine cabinet, which did actually have white wine….about 3 bottles of it, in a big resort hotel. When the food was ordered, one starter came ages before the others, and I was served and finished my food about 45 minutes before the others. It took around three attempts at asking for the other main courses as other parties came and went, and even after that one main was completely missed out. One of us even walked into the kitchen to ask for rice to accommpany one dish! I orderd my usual chicken green curry, as I decided to miss out on the ‘Poo Dish’ – yet another classic typo on Asian menus (see picture)
I must admit, there were more than one of us that was tempted just to walk out. We would have complained but no-one seemed to have a clue what was going on. As they had a note of my parents resort, we decided to wait and pay, and they even had the cheek to call their resort as they had forgotten to put some drinks on the tab!
At least in a street stall, it’s served instantly, and it’s cheap enough you can just chuck it in the bin otherwise! You can even get served booze at another stall next door here.
Last night we took the compulsory meal and ‘entertainment’ at the resorts my family are staying at. To say it wasn’t worth the cash (1600 Baht!) was an understatment, and all drinks were chargeable! But there were around 20 young thai girls dressed in mock santa tops! (see picture above)
Xmas day was well chilled, started off on a bad note by me having a lie in and missing the uncommunicated present opening time, early after breakfast. So there it was, all started with meeting the others in an internet cafe, me heading for breakfast across from the accommodation, and a couple of hours by the pool. Present and gift swapping took place on the bungalow balcony with the sounds of the crickets luckily overshadowing the lousy Christmas tunes on my sister’s iPod!
I also woke up this morning with a sprained wrist, and I definitely didn’t fall over last night, so I’m not sure if I gace myself an unexpected (and unnoticed!) present last night during my sleep…..
In the afternoon we jumped on a moto taxi to the far side of the beach and chilled out topping up that xmas tan, soon to be finished off with us heading to the Irish pub for some traditional Christmas roast….
Merry Christmas wherever you are in the world!!!
Here’s some xmas day pics of me! (Note the custom made board shorts from Hoi An?) :
Today is officially a chill day! (another one!). Met the fam yesterday and went for some food. I went to tell the bitchy landlady that I’d stay for longer ‘Ooooh, 900 baht over christmas and new year’ (much more than my current 500!)
‘Even if I stay for over a week?’
‘Yes, Thai people, they come, holiday, one week, you pay in advance’
(I quickly remembered the empty rooms she had, and her stroppieness yesterday and makea mental note to find somewhere else)
I found somewhere else this morning out of two I looked at yesterday. When she saw me walking out with my bags, and the few thousand baht she could have had, she offered it to me for 500 Baht…
‘Sorry, too late – if you did that yesterday I’d have stayed but I’ve told someone else I’m taking a room now’
Oh well, I’m paying slightly more now, and not so nice a room, but I’d be b*ggered if I’dbe giving her my money for a week!
Anyway, it’s a fab day, my family are 100m away from me, and I’m sitting on wifi having breakfast writing this before heading up to their pool.
I’m soooo tempted to go diving on xmas day, but I think it’d go down like a bomb. We have a very cheesy xmas eve meal tonight that it compulsory for people staying at my folk’s resort, and I’m going along…although I’d rather be eating at a locals place than watching a magician’s show surrounded my kids…
Bah Humbug! Merry Christmas!
I left the two guys this morning and took the long tail boat to Ao Nang beach for 60 Baht. As usual, you pay more money for a place and sometimes it’s not worth it. They were meant to sort a spare bed for me with my folks but said they were finished, so I went out and got my own accommodation for the same price with some stropppy bitch of an old woman! I wish I went to the more expensive smaller place instead!
I had got the times of my folks arrival so there was nothing else to do but take a bike to the dive supply shop (only to find they can’t get me a housing until 9th January – yuck), then swim in the sea and stroll back to town along the beach.
Anyway, I better go – I just got a text message and mum, stepdad, sister and husband are on the bus from the airport and I have strict orders to get the drinks ready for their arrival!
Had a few too many beers last night, but hey it was the first night in town, and we hooked up with Noi from Laos.
Woke up really late today, then sat and wrote some emails on the laptop on the balcony of our shack (no wifi though!), then walked 50m along the beach to go bouldering.
After 10 minutes we decided a swim was a better offer to jumped in the sea. I then walked over to Railey east, and back over the hill to Tonsai before relaxing before dinner.
As mentioned I hooked up with a couple of guys I met in Laos, including an instructor…..John, if you see this your brother is here and loving the life!
Jonathan, Noi, someone else from On the Rocks climbing school, and myself :
